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My big sister found out that I was into big boob porn and she started teasing me about it pretty badly. She thought it was funny and no harm, because she didn’t know that I could truly think about her sexually. She had no idea that she was the reaso
boyboygirllove: manynsfwthings: Jean porn! Mmmm…my fav! 🔥💋 Jean Porn?? I didn’t realize that was a thing.I got slightly upset at a comic because one guy always kept his pants on when the bottom guy was always naked. I thought it was
@0331Kouhei (Tanaka)Just a moment ago, the picture that was taken was a No Good type! hahahaKazuma’s left hand was shaking too much hahahahahahahaha@kazuma093 (Ennoshita) I was holding back a sneeze.@0331Kouhei (Tanaka) I thought your body was
interracialcaptions: blackcockfetish: locked2012: For those just finding their inner Dom and wish to change their man into their perfect sub, then this is the best way to do it… Bet he thought he was going to get some that night.. No no.. not til
bustysister: My big sister found out that I was into big boob porn and she started teasing me about it pretty badly. She thought it was funny and no harm, because she didn’t know that I could truly think about her sexually. She had no idea that she
nudejellyfish: Oh you thought that was it kitten? No sweetie I am going to bottem out on you for sure. That is why I didn’t show you before hand what I have.
She gets so obsessed with these monsters that she tends to act like one herself. Hanji turned out to be my favorite among the three. My headcanon for Young!Hanji is that everyone was terrified of her and people thought she was insane (maybe a bit
theicarustheory: She gets so obsessed with these monsters that she tends to act like one herself. Hanji turned out to be my favorite among the three. My headcanon for Young!Hanji is that everyone was terrified of her and people thought she was insane
etar1875merlin: perv-robot: Take one for the Cream Shit I thought that was a dildo no that was bbc fucking her hole up Damn, that pussy was super wet and gushy.
NO WAY that’s stupid lol I thought that was real for a second I was just reading some serious tweets. Lol that’s stupid
etar1875merlin: perv-robot: Take one for the Cream Shit I thought that was a dildo no that was bbc fucking her hole up
Today has been such a frickin’ ball ache, I have only just finished work and i have no idea what my coworkers were doing because it absolutely wasn’t work.
free-swimming-titans: There was a post asking about a how to train your dragon snk au but I can’t find it anymore but I thought that was a gr8 idea so here you go
So uh… yesterday… uh… watching more Re:Connects… I thought that Ren’s bad ending was, y'know, bad, y'know, because getting eaten alive and shit. Uhm… I was very wrong. My roommate agreed with me. We were so very
The concert was very fun! Turns out I do know quite a few songs by the English Beat, I just never knew those were their songs. So that was a nice surprise. It went way later than we thought, though, (I only just got home) so I’m dead tired.
That was sweet. Still no idea what Lion is (though I still think he’s an offshoot of Rose, like the little centipeetles came from the mother centipeetle) but there can be no doubt he’s related to Rose in some waySo… Steven is, in part,
The best thing about the A Boy and His Blob remake is that it had a button that would make you (the boy) hug Blob (if he was close enough to you). That was the entire function of the button, it had no other purpose but to hug and the hugging didn’t
real talk though, when they first said “four week event” I misunderstood and thought that was 4 weeks of Stevenbombs and I was like “no that’s too much at once, I will die” but thankfully that’s not the case and its weekly as in once a week
I got Pearl for that Crystal Gem quiz, surprising no one, haha. I included the gif you can download ‘cause I thought it was really cute. You can take the quiz here: https://www.whichcrystalgemareyou.com
well… gotta remember that this is the same person who appointed 50% of women to his cabinet cuz it was “2k15”. NO. ¼ of your elected parliament were women. His job was to pick the most qualified ppl period regardless of their genitalia cuz
kashmiris: jean-luc-gohard: Plus, and I’m about to go to sleep so I won’t be around for the messages I get about this, Michael Jackson 100% did what he was accused of doing. I wish it wasn’t so, because he’s one of the most brilliant musical
idesireyourass: luckied: idesireyourass: luckied: idesireyourass: luckied: “…I thought I was suppose to fuck Lust.” “Geez, wait your turn, will you? Considerin’ that she’s gonna leave you the moment she finds you useless.”
espikvlt: Even if I had no clue what Metroid was, or who Samus was, and just thought that was a cool shirt, why the fuck does that concern you so much in the first place?Like holy shit it’s a shirt??Is your nerd cred so threatened by women wearing
dragonsroar: well-shit-hanji: youkobandit: jeankiirschteiin: I’m going to cry I cant :l WAS THAT REALLY NECESSARY. WAS THAT REALLY. HOYL SHIT THIS IS SO WELL DONE
HE JUST FUCKING SAID THAT HE CAN USE HIS FUCKING BLOOD AS LUBRICANT. I AM LITERALLY SOBBING.
ki-san: Hey, your 3D maneuver gear is loose. Let me titan that for you.
rinrinswife: my favorite part of rin teaching rei how to swim is how he didn’t tease him or anything like he could have when he was doing the backstroke and went crooked. instead, he only encouraged him, saying “you did it, rei!” and honestly that’s
I cannot even rant on my personal Tumblr anymore cause of my roommate…fuck…. I hate him.. i genuinely hate him. He’s toxic, manipulative, and all around just such a pampered mommas boy that he has no respect for women whatsoever.
micdotcom: black-ish made television history last nightLast night, black-ish brought us into the middle of the tough conversations black families have been forced to have more and more recently. It did so with the utmost thought and humor, all the
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rattyboo: etar1875merlin: perv-robot: Take one for the Cream Shit I thought that was a dildo no that was bbc fucking her hole up Lucky bitch.
stupidoomdoodles: when i was a kid my grandparents always said goodbye to each other by clasping their hands together and kissing them really intensely and i always thought that was kinda sweet so heres vegeta & bulma doing the same
that-dang-hippie: Remember when Dexter ate a giant burrito and thought he was going to die but it turned out he just had to fart.
Tyler: “I didn’t know what the fuck was going on, I thought it was a gunshot. I heard that shit and was like “fuck that”. ???: “You jumped high though.” Tyler: “I’m black.”
17yroldghost: a-beard: fuckyeahassortedstuff: roshi-no-tabi: Fun Fact: None of the actors but Gene Wilder knew that the tunnel scene was coming. Like, they had the lines and stuff, but they thought it was just a boat ride. And when the lights came
Dave Abbruzzese once played a hour and forty five minute show and was immediately rushed to the hospital afterwards because he thought he was having a heart attack, he then found out that he’d been having a major panic attack the whole show. Dave
super-wolves: REMEMBER THAT EPISODE WHERE REESE THOUGHT MALCOLM WAS GAY AND MALCOLM THOUGHT REESE WAS GAY AND THEY TALKED ABOUT IT BUT LIKE THIS I’M CRYING
sorelatable: I THOUGHT THAT WAS A BOWL OF COOKIES & CREAM ICE CREAM
thewickedwitchofthekanyewest: l1berum: CHANDLER I THOUGHT THAT WAS MONICA
robertplantseyes: If you ever feel stupid just remember that my dad attended a Led Zeppelin concert in 1977 and after the show ended he went up to Jimmy Page and called him Led Zeppelin because he thought that was his name.
2-shane-s: I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned
richsex:The first time a girl ever took her underwear off in front of me I said, “Golly, it’s just like I seen in the pictures!” in a very 1920’s voice. I don’t know why I thought that was a good idea. She didn’t laugh. I didn’t laugh.
opheliacmuses:operativesurprise: bigbootsandscaryeyes: sammiwolfe: fleshcircus: thats the worst shit only because my mom basically always thought I was being a little bitch when I’d complain that it still hurts your eyes WAIT I THOUGHT IT MEANT
2-shane-s:I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned
lifewasted: when I was 13 a boy asked me if I’d ever seen semen and I said no because I thought it was a movie. but also at that age obviously I had not seen semen.
catnipwincest: lanawinchester: jesuislegrandefromage: weadmirejensen: heysammy: hahahahaha my boys <3 How to be straight: A Musical by the cast of Supernatural holy fuck I thought that was Jensen but no it’s Brock and wow casting omfg
urainiumbombs: ohheytayla: ewitsgeo: alexandertalisker: jumpingpuddles: The Incredibles (2004) DID DASH JUST MAKE A JOKE ABOUT HIS SISTER SUCKING SOMEONE… No wonder why she attacked him. I NEVER GOT THAT JOKE WHEN I WAS LITTLE I ALWAYS THOUGHT
slipperydigit: . “I only like-like girls.” I said. He said, “oh. okay.” and I thought that was the end of it.About a week later, I was at Brian’s and Mike called me into his room again. No one thought anything of it, Mike spent most of his
I didn’t think I deserved to live anymore after killing my mother…So…I tried to kill myself with my sword. I thought that was the right thing to do.That’s what I thought…But I couldn’t do it. No matter what…For some reason, I thought of
adorkablefandoms: aquastackers: Am I the only one that thinks they look like they’re from Naruto? ^^ LMAO! Totally. I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT THAT WAS SHIKAMARU WHEN I FIRST SAW THIS but then I was like, “why does he have a gun?”
hogwartsloser: hobbitnextdoor: onceuponachippedteacup: lady-vile: why did i do this why DID you do this For those who don’t watch Doctor Who, that is Vincent van Gogh looking at a museum of his art in present day WHY DID YOU DO THIS
that-was-anticlimactic: no thoughts head empty only joe trying to impress cherry by showing off how strong his is and cherry rolling his eyes and yeeting joe over his shoulder and joe just 😳
I guess that was because I got spoiled earlier about their deaths that I didn’t cared that much for them since episode 15, so episode 21 wasn’t all that shock to me in the part where they die, the aftermath when Eren blames himself and fights